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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
aurorasulphur
aurorasulphur

What does the tag “Dead Dove: Do Not Eat” mean to you?

I am unfamiliar with this term

“I have tagged this fic with X and I REALLY MEAN IT (so don’t complain)”

“This fic is darkfic”

“The same thing as Choose Not to Warn, OR it’s darkfic, but no specifics”

“This fic is darkfic & the narrative doesn’t explicitly condemn the acts within”

“I know this work is problematic but it’s okay because it’s fiction”

Most people have a totally different definition than I do (explain in tags)

My definition is one of the above with more nuance (explain in tags)

My definition is something completely different (explain in tags)

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to me its a lot of nuance definitely darker topics that someone isnt sure how to tag or they dont want to spoil the fic with the darker tags for specifcs so the author uses it as a catch all warning of dark as fuck with little to no remorse sometimes angst just doesnt cover it
albertinesimonet
albertinesimonet

i got polls now so i'm kicking this off with something that's been eating at me for a good month or so

what would count as a minimum "shippable" pairing to you?

textual romantic chemistry in canon

subtextual chemistry/a friendly rapport in canon

any rapport in canon, friendly or not

any interaction in canon, however brief

no interaction needed as long as i have an idea

other (in tags)

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literally my oc and anyone i think toss them at theres a reason my oc has dated many characters yet somehow managed to marry the one with the most political power accidentally and not on purpose
phoenixyfriend

bip-po asked:

What's your least favorite texture of dirt?

chaotic-archaeologist answered:

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I like the stuff that falls in the middle of the triangle. The loamy stuff that both smells good and is easy to dig through. Incidentally, this is also the best tasting dirt.

-Reid

chaotic-archaeologist

Oh whoops you asked my least favorite: clay fucking SUCKS to dig through, but it is very nice and smooth and fun to play with. In terms of the worst texture:

I don’t like sand. It’s coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.

-Anakin Skywalker

rhysintherain

Oh good, another archaeologist who hates sand!

  • Unless you’re beside the ocean it refuses hold any kind of shape
  • No matter how little of it there is around, it will find its way between your teeth
  • If you get even a tiny pinch of it in the lubrication system of an engine it will destroy the whole thing
  • Clay has only one redeeming trait, and it’s this guy:
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His name is Mud, my students built him to supervise our dig last summer.

chaotic-archaeologist

Hi I would die for Mud.

petrothedog

I’m sorry but Clay is the actual worst texture when it’s dry. Plain old dirt when it’s gently wet but not soaking and it’s a dark black and soft and spongy is the best to make good mud to play in.

anything else is fucking awful sincerely someone who lives where its just straight sand sugar sand in particular is fuck awful you will get stuck even in 4 low
waitingonthewind
urists

Headlights are just too bright now. We gotta regulate them.

(And before anyone says it’s just an aiming problem - no. Like I apologize to the headlight aficionados clearly lusting after lighthouses, chernobyl, or the death star, but no amount of aiming is gonna fix the fact that the moment your car encounters any kind of hill, curve, or bump, my retinas are vaporized by a shade of blue-white previously known only to god. Just accept your limits and settle for a soft orange like the rest of us)

petrothedog

I’d like to add that I constantly accidentally flash cops because non high beam LEDs are just that bad. I’m also just extremely photosensitive to the point the halogens *also* cause me problems. PLEASE JUST AIM YOUR FUCKING HEADLIGHTS CORRECTLY USE TAPE AND A GODDAMN WALL OR GARAGE DOOR. (Halogens are the “warm” color, sincerely a car nerd)

fuck LED headlights Halogens are just as bad tall trucks also suck sincerely an owner of a stock old truck with headlights aimed incorrectly because the mechanism broke shitty headlights accidentally making cops wanna pull you over